A friend of mine was sitting in her business lecture, and at the end of the class the professor asked if anyone would be interested in performing a role playing business simulation for extra credit. She groaned out loud and the guy next to her said in his most seductive, testosterone choked rhasp "What's the matter, you don't like role playing?"

Needless to say, she threw up in her mouth a little bit.

Why do people think that relationships work like a porno? This is what you get for watching hours and hours of BangBus or Queen of Farts. How many people apply to be pizza delivery guys, plumbers, lifeguards, cable maintenance dudes, preachers (I saw this one once, dude totally scored!), male cheerleaders, personal trainers, pool boys, and landscapers with the idea that women will walk up to them, give them the ol' please-oh-please-can-you-help-me-I-don't-know-what-to-do, and carry on with some hot slut action? I'd say at least 80%.

What happened to doing things the old fashioned way? Bathing, getting gussied up, turning on some P.M. Dawn and laying it down right? For old fashioned honky-tonkin', just ask the masters (might have to scroll down, the top looks obnoxious). THEM bitches be so old fashioned that...um...well you know where I'm headed with that. Oh, snap!