insanity at its finest hour

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DISCLAIMER: THE VIDEO LINKED BELOW IS GROSS AND NOT SAFE FOR ANYONE AT WORK OR WHO BREATHES FOR THAT MATTER. However, if you don't watch it, the rest of the post is irrelevant. Let's continue...
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Watch this.

Now that you're done watching it, sit back and think about how before you died, you finally got to see a man masturbate with shit all over his hands for the sake of entertainment.

OK, I know what you're thinking. Who is this guy? Why does he seem to have pica? Are these kinds of antics habits of his? Well calm the fuck down and I'll tell you.

He is the one and only GG Allin, and I am convinced he did so much heroin that the part of his brain that controls sound reasoning became offended, put on its hat and stepped out never to return again. He was the lead singer for GG Allin and the Murder Junkies. He did stuff like the above video nearly every time he performed. One of the best accounts of his concerts was when he "stuffed a live mic up his ass, climbed the lighting trellis, and kicked a hole in the ceiling while pissing on the stage below."

If this doesn't spell "great concert experience", I frankly don't know what does. As long as there is no imminent threat of exposure to GG's feces (hey that rhymes, maybe it was a song of his), then I don't see any point in leaving. His concerts turned from Punk Rockfest to Let's See What the Human Body is Cabable Of, each time a new adventure in learning. The educational value alone was worth the seven bucks it would cost to go to one of his shows.

My question, though, is what was the highway that this man followed to reach such delirium. Whatever road it is, the authorities should board it up and make a detour around it, never to be seen again. One of the signs on this metaphorical highway could have been his artwork, an example below.



This picture is titled "Blood, Shit & Cum" and is most likely just that. That's GG Allin for you, he delivers what he promises.

GG's road ended after a heroin overdose a few years ago. This disappointed many of his fans, because apparently he had promised to commit suicide onstage by lighting dynamite that was up his ass. He was a man ahead of his time; a simple, closed-minded time that couldn't accept a man with dreams of screaming and bleeding on his surrounding objects. What is wrong with us? How long must we hate and discriminate against beautiful souls that just want to express themselves? Sure, it's a terrible health hazard and detrimental to the fabric of society, but who are we to judge? You should be ashamed for looking down on this noble creature.

So this post goes out to you, GG, wherever you are. You're probably looking down on us now, hurling shit at us and walking over in the corner to think things over with poopoo on your face.