No dice.

Unless you're retarded, you remember DonkeyLips from Salute Your Shorts.



Michael Bower has since tried to turn himself into something else, but sadly has failed. What's worse is he probably thought this was going to work.

Here he is takin' it to the streets.


Feelin' kinda sassy


Based on the last two pictures, may seem hardcore or rigid, but he's got a playful side, too


Mr. Lips, your plight is one shared by many child actors and one you cannot overcome. You're donkeylips. If there was something I could do to help, I would. Porn might work out, or going around telling kids not to do drugs. Other than that, you could sell cars or cellphones or something like that. Denial is never good, nor are those shoes.