i love people

Here is the complete text of the best conversation I've ever had via instant messaging. Nothing previous to this has been left out, and never have I mentioned a post office, ever:

GIRL: wow thanks for telling me what time the post office closed the other day-i appreciated that
ME: what?
GIRL: shut up
ME: what the hell are you talking about
GIRL: QUIT YELLING ! why don't you mind your own business !