Hank doesn't like Anne Geddes or Anything She Represents

Besides Asians, the biggest cause of overpopulation in the world today is Anne Geddes. Looking at her photography makes women want to force their husbands into making more children in the hopes that their baby will wind up in as precarious situations and poses as Anne would put them in if she had the chance. Women are probably lined up outside of her door trying to give her their babies so she can do embarassing shit to them for money. Here are some examples of Geddes' stupidness:

Most people use cradles, Anne. You use whatever is laying around and happens to be in emotional lighting. The one laying in the roses looks particularly uncomfortable.





Celine Dion loves all races, regardless of whatever shit is growing out of their back.


Gives new meaning to the term "Africanized" bees.


Baby calendar, or the Island of Dr. Moreau?




This is what it must be like in Thailand.



This one looks like an M.C. Escher tesselation. Except, you know, stupid.


This kid apparently wasn't cute enough to be dressed up like a cat or put on top of a giant tulip, so he hangs his head in shame. First thing he should do is get some work done on those big ears of his.


Better throw that'n back, my old fisherman friend.


"Chirp chirp! I'm a nasty-ass bird, swimming with disease!"



This kid will never go hungry.


Apparently someone was too old but insisted on coming to the photoshoot anyway. Attention whore.


Anne is probably trying to make a point here, but not getting anywhere.


This kind of muddiness happened to me at scout camp, but we didn't hug and hold hands like this and no one took that sort of pictures either. I feel sorry for kids like these that have to do shit that their weirdo moms want them to. They could be playing baseball or playing video games or killing dogs instead of being dragged into this.


Buy a bigger table next time. Or you could just put some clothes on the kid and put him in a real bed. Retards.


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See? This one is pretty defining: the more babies, the better. Girls love babies so much that they wish they could go in this picture and just toss these little dudes around all day because they're just that great. Maybe somebody should start waking all these babies and get some damn work out of them.


Anne Geddes is estrogen run amock with a camera nearby. Sheesh.