idea i had in my sleep last night

Need some Valentine's Day flowers for your sweetie? Paint a shitty likeness of the Virgin Mary in some random obscure place around town. Then just sit back and wait for the Catholics to find it. When they start putting flowers (and necklaces and candles other dumb shit) under it, take your pick of their stuff, give it to your sugar-angel-biscuit-pop, and you're on a one-way trip to Romance City, my friend!