cry josh cry

This story halfway reads like an Onion article. There's an air of sarcasm in every quote in this story, in which everybody wants to make the big baby stop crying (read like the stereotypical bully would when trying to pick on the nerdy kid in far too many movies). I especially got that feel from the superintendent's quote at the end that they'd try and make Josh comfortable.

The real story here is that Josh is a great big blubbering vagina. He's got the Bill Clinton "I'm-sorry-but-will-you-please-stop-asking-questions-regarding-that-woman-I-didn't-get-a-blowjob-from face, probably on his way to play X-Box, holing himself up in his room so his teacher cannot get "revenge" on him.




Josh is probably drawing wizards, imagining dialogue from his teacher:

"That's it, Josh. Go home to your PRECIOUS BRONCOS. John Elway can't save you now, even with his fiery touchdown pass of vengeance. What? What's that? No, Josh, don't destroy me and Principal Karczewski with your Level 5 Bronco Blade! It's a "Mile-High" avenging force of justice! NOOOOOOoooo!"