somebody smack Nathan Lane

I opened up the NY Times webpage and the first thing I saw was this picture:



Nathan Lane is so goddamned annoying I can hardly stand it. When he isn't prancing around, he has a simply precocious little grin all the time, as if to say "Oh posh, what mischief shall I get into next?"





Nathan, I bid you a big Hakuna Matata (that's "no worries" in case you've forgotten), because you'll have plenty of worries when your schmucky flamboyance loses its popularity. But hopefully you will have taken up as a dominatrix or transvestite by then. Good luck, buddy.