I cannot figure out what the big deal is with Windows Live Local. It's like Google Maps, but a little more jerky and less graceful, and run by a less charismatic multinational conglomerate. If you can figure out the answer to this myth, please enlighten me in the Comments Bar.

In other news, people in my hometown (99.9% caucasian) are still struggling with their reality and trying to find ways that they can turn into the Yankee suburbanite dystopia from which they came.