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hey everybody who reads this. sorry i haven't posted in a while but now i've found a really good reason to. i'm going to start doing something now, partly because it's a good thing to put on a med school resume and partly because it'd just be so rockin'. McSweeney's Internet Tendency, which is probably the top writing site on the Internet, accepts stuff from people that's funny enough and i'm going to try to get some stuff on there within the next year and a half. think i can do it? you'd better, or otherwise i'll make you feel really guilty for being unsupportive. i'm fragile.

list 1. Reasons why Dolly Parton would be a better Secretary of Labor than Elaine L. Chao

"Buddy Baxter's Bandstand USA" at Dollywood is clearly superior to "Get Back to Work or Your Children Will Starve" at Chaowood

Dolly can bench 280

"I will always love you" by Dolly is way better than "Shake a lil' something" by Elaine

Chao has made a career out of having big hooters

this is pretty preliminary, suggestions are appreciated.....